Paradise city

I felt so awesome today as I was waiting for the train to arrive! There was a drunk man in the same booth as I and he kept drinking and then he lit a cigarette so I turned around and told him: "You do know smoking isn't allowed inside the booth?" and pointed to the "NO SMOKING"-sign. He said "I guess I gotta move then" and get up and walked away from the booth. Owned, bitch!
He had a bike with him too, that was funny because he had a basket attached to it, full of empty beer cans, and one of the cans got caught by the wind so he had to chase it. That was humorous. He'd probably have gone down on the tracks had it blown down there, he seemed desperate.

Well, that's our little town. Drunkards, teenyboppers, drug addicts and handicapped people pretty much everywhere. In fact, Vänersborg is Sweden's third most drug rich city! Yay for us!

Great

The only gay person living nearby me, that shows interest in me, just wants to fuck me. Sodding bad luck, cause he's cute and we share the same humour. He ain't gonna get to fuck me unless he wants to be my boyfriend, PERIOD!

I'll break your neck

So I changed my mix for BODYCOMBAT today because numbers have dropped and it feels like it's due to me mixing so much and last Saturday someone said she misses the old BC34-tracks. So for today (and probably for the rest of the BC34 time) I did:

01. Summermelody/Does The Fish Have Chips (34)
02. Thnks Fr Th Mmrs (34)
03. The Way (Put Your Hand In My Hand) (34)
04. Lights Out (34)
05. Elevator (34)
06. Bring The Noise (30)
07. So What! (27)
08. Neck Breaker (27)
09. Here I Come (32)
10. What Have You Done (34)

Seemed to go down a storm! Neck Breaker is SO HARD!

My rain

What is it about me that people don't like? I mean, if people living in the nearby cities don't really get interested in me, then that must mean I am very unattractive.

New Zealand! Here I come... soon... I hope...

Anyone wanna donate money to a poor soul?

Here I come

Did what I felt was a wicked class today! Lots of energy from everybody and finished the class with a surprise in preparation for BC35, "Here I Come" from BC32. I asked them before if they knew which track I meant, cause it's the release we launched BODYCOMBAT on at Sportlife. They said noo... And then as I laid down and brought my knee to my chest in kick-position, one of them burst out: "Oh no, it's THAT track!" and that was hilarious! :D Lots of sidekicks while on the floor. The butt is on fire!

My mix for BC34 is finalized and looks like this:

01. Summermelody/Does The Fish Have Chips (BC34)
02. Thnks Fr Th Mmrs (BC34) (I like this track, actually, dunno what it is, but it's great)
03. I Feel Alive (BC24)
04. Lights Out (BC34)
05. Elevator (BC34)
06. Bring The Noise (BC30)
07. Fight (BC28)
08. Retro Rush (BC23)
09. Here I Come (BC32)
10. What Have You Done (BC34)

Also, I have been using the original versions of Elevator and 2 Dream. I did a mix for another class on Wednesday, that's when I used 2 Dream. By original versions I mean the versions that Les Mills covered. I know it's probably not allowed but the originals of those two are better! I cut and pasted on the versions in Audacity and made them identical. I wonder if anybody could tell any difference except that the bass is much stronger in the originals. :P Just a funny thing, using the originals, they're identical in terms of structure and speed otherwise so... No harm done!

Can't wait for BC35 and "The United Vibe". Bring it on!

Summer vibes

Ahh... I woke up this morning and the sun was shining. It felt like summer. And then when I went up I felt my bare feet touch the floor, it felt even more like summer. It reminded me of walking barefoot on the beach, on the grass! Awesome way to wake up, it has made my day. I just wanna go out and inhale the sun. I might just do it because I want to take new pictures. :-)

And later today, will be my last BODYCOMBAT-class at Motionspalatset because I'm ending my contract there (it's the gym where I participate, not where I instruct). I'm just gonna stick to Sportlife now, and whatever else shows up. It's useless to pay every month at Motionspalatset if I only go twice a month (I would go four times a month but the two instructors share the only night for BODYCOMBAT and one of them is so-so, so I am only motivated to go twice). I'm gonna miss Unni, one of my inspirations when instructing. But I guess we'll meet during quarterlies and whatnot. I hope so. :-)

Shot down in flames

To quote a certain Miss Liz Phair:

I am extraordinary
If you'd ever get to know me

It's true.

Well, that's what I would like to think anyway.

I doubt there's much truth to it at all, anymore. I need to stop being so bloody annoying, for starters. I mean, in real life. That's what I'm gonna do. And I'm also gonna be who I am with whoever I talk to on MSN so I can show that "extraordinaryness". I've got dirty humor. I ain't gonna hide it. Maybe then the boys I meet from QX will actually like to talk to me? Who knows.

Just stop!

Why are some people so in love with themselves? I understand if you've got strong self-confidence and that's good but WHY do people upload hundreds of almost exactly the same pictures of themselves taken by stretching out the hand and snapping the picture, in 90% of the times with a bit of angle above the head!? I am not fucking kidding - some people upload 20 pictures a day of themselves and they're ALL from the same angle, the same face, the same pose, etc. You have to bring out a magnifying glass if you're going to spot the differences between the pictures. Often they also look ridiculously stupid on the pictures and likes to mention it too: "I look a bit funny on this one!" but yet it looks exactly as stupid as the previous and next ones.

Worst of all, however, is the people that constantly comment on how good they look. BLEH! I guess it's a bit of jealousy but it really is so annoying! If they look good doing that pose, then I must look like sodding Aphrodite in comparison but apparently that ain't the case. So in order to look good, one must look stupid. Good logic there.

Why can't people just pick one good picture and upload? I don't care if you were bored when you took the pictures, just upload the best one (perhaps give it a little touch of Photoshop, too) or you'll bore us to death.

As if that wasn't enough complaining, today I witnessed another fucking retard sharing his music with the rest of the world. He had the typical "I don't give a shit what people think about me"-look and he was quite big with bald hair and way too big pants. It was funny though when a woman in front of him turned around and looked really annoyed! The idiot just sat there and thought he was really cool. He was bald, too, by the way. Moron.

A light

In dark Blog-times like these we need some light and laughter.

So I made this.



A compilation of various clips of laughing set to music. :P

Don't worry, I will soon complain about something again.